Mr. T

🦧 socks and sandals, every day. #GoonPlatoon

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chinaleven

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

A small plane crashes into a 109-story skyscraper in Beijing, sending debris down the building's side.

Local reports say the pilot Liu Junhua was conducting a solo flight in the local airspace, took off from Shifosi Airport at 17:30, and at 17:40 prepared to return for landing. While joining the westbound route for Runway 18, the aircraft did not join the approach, deviated from the local airspace and continued flying on a constant heading of 270 degrees.

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shoutout to oliver tree dying so we could stop seeing the picture of the weird looking basketball lady

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@jallison_art this is justification for murder

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sea lions are the orangutans of aquariums

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still unsure who this person is but she was on my safari truck once. I could’ve driven her into a pool of hippos

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Phoebe Bridgers is playing Madison Square Garden on June 4.

Tickets are $1 - no recording devices allowed.

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I hate when uber drivers complain about other drivers. I am in your car specifically so that isn’t my problem

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there should be a bar at the airport where you get served immediately and the beer is 200 proof and is also free

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@tbDzETVifLS @wheterato

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Chegg was also top tier AND had a data leak class action lawsuit I got like $200 from 10/10

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

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when designing a website for a local news station it is crucial you make it so it’s completely fucking impossible to get any videos to play

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nothing makes me feel like more of a broke bitch than typing in my number for 5 cents off a gallon. what was even the point

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if men were meant to immediately wipe up every remnant of toothpaste in a sink God would not have invented two sink master baths

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I wish I wrote Willy Wonka. if I wrote a children’s book it would be Willy Wonka. Roald Dahl stole my idea

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this had to cost $4000

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I mentioned to my uncle that I liked the pistachio Lindt truffles and then this shows up on my doorstep

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being an adult is realizing the seatbelt sign is meaningless

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Southwest be like what if the process of getting on a plane was 20x worse

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chase for business is literally what it says in the name. it is chase for business

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man eats food at meal

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

President Trump represents the best of America, and we can all watch Live as he brings class to the UK State Dinner.

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everyone acts like marathons are so impressive but I just drove 26 miles and it wasn’t even that hard

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what kind of sociopath cleans out their camera roll

[🔥 SpicyMeetups 🌶️🔥 @spicymeetups]

cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.