Terry Bollea

Southeast Tulsa State — Paleo-democratic — Homo-vegetarian

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I’m straight, therefore anything that gives me a boner is a woman

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Little Debbie, the cake

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Little Debbie, the bitch

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The Water Man is playing four corners offense against my entire body

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Trish, the van

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I’m smoking that shit that made Arthur Morgan cough

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It’s NERF or Unregistered Firearms

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Killer, the guy

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Hot dog wheelbarrow in the handicapped shower stall

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The Great Cleveland Airport Jalapeño Bagel Debacle

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The sheriff is always involved in my Italian food

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The Red Baron? That animated dog?

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George Bush? The golfer?

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Saddam Hussein? The guy that was hiding?

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Secret Goose Pizza

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I pulled the bag of cheese open too close to the sun once again

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Texaco of Nazareth

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Science rules in the male group shower

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acab includes the card that comes in the box that has all the rules on it that nobody ever reads

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Christ compel my whip pans

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The Lord is moving in mysterious ways in Epping, New Hampshire