Terri Wheeler

Frumpy mom with horrific midwestern twang and questionable taste in pop culture.

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@fentanylbrownie I used to tell my students that one way to think about it is that similes are technically true and metaphors are technically false, but the falseness of the metaphor is where it gets its power.

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@meepbobeep @ShamashAran My mom turned me on to the creamy chicken variety, and that is my personal favorite

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@politicalmath I read that chapter on my Kindle and then immediately ordered the physical book.

Well played, sir. Well played.

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@aelfred_D It'll be fun to see what happens when the price goes up.

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@asymmetricinfo Crime.

Don't be fooled. He's not a chicken!

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@meepbobeep Please report back on that Dante

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@emzanotti @jdskyles The house will be clean when the kids leave for college.

(I am two days away from all of mine being away simultaneously for the first time and I will be able to test this theory.)

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@meepbobeep Hear me out: BBD countdown/advent calendar, for the discerning enthusiast

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@ZODIAC_MF What happens to him in the movie is a crime

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@emzanotti The Stuff (1985)

https://t.co/Jv15NvIr8Z

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@AdamEFreyWrites How about a movie title that is its own spoiler?

I nominate: The Wicker Man

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@mav128 @InfinityBall @blightersort I think noted ancient historian Zach Snyder would have us believe a 99.67% fatality rate.

(I may be remembering wrong. Is it ok to be wrong on Twitter? It's been awhile.)

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@InfinityBall @blightersort Numbers, maybe.

Percentages, surely?

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First thing Owen did this morning when he got up was run outside and get his big bowl of snow so he could eat it.

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Litmus test : when the kids say their bags are too heavy, it's time to head home.

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At Moonrise Kingdom with Andrew, and boy, have we brought down the average age in this theater.

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Anyone else see Bofur in The Hobbit trailer and think: Spinal Tap? I can't get it out of my head.

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Audrey, on watching Roy Rogers with Grandpa: "I have no idea what's happening, because it's in black and white."

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There's a rogue nerve on my ankle that keeps sending false "you have a bug crawling on you" signals and it it making. me. BATTY!