Kylie Eastman

big titty goth gf. mentally ill & chill. musician and future final girl. scrawny, pale, nerd boi enthusiast. future Psy.D.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Having my old man, blue collar, music obsessed, Boston dad tell me my voice on my new song reminds him of @kayhanley is the biggest compliment I've ever gotten from my father and I can die feeling like I made him proud, now.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

I watch @smosh videos based exclusively on whether @DamienHaas and @NoahGrossman214 are in them. Men, that's what peak performance looks like ✨

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

I want them to release a @scenequeenrocks Barbie doll with included accessories of a microphone, chainsaw, and bottle of Pink Whitney 🩷✨

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Watching Good Burger 2 and hearing #joeyvalenceandbrae in it just made me a little happier since I've been impatiently waiting for @LessThanJake to play and, so far, no luck.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Holy shit, why is @Magnoliaparkfl even better live than any recording I've listened to from them? Don't get me wrong, the recordings are great, this just hit different 🎃

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Spirit Halloween is selling a @whitestkids sex robot mask and I'm contemplating changing my whole costume game plan in light of this news.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Pro tip: do your first look pictures BEFORE the wedding ceremony so that your almost spouse can help you nervous pee in your big ass dress 17 times before the ceremony without ruining the surprise reveal ✨

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Tonight, amongst many others, I got to listen to @scenequeenrocks @Interruptweets and all the emo my heart desired from Taste of Emo AT MY WEDDING 🥲🖤 I'm so happy

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

I'm getting married in 3 weeks and feeling oddly relaxed and prepared... so I must be forgetting to do something 😅

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

@LochlynMunro might be the nicest guy I've ever met in my entire life. Thanks for being a bright spot in my #horrorhoundweekend and I hope to meet you again someday!

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

@scenequeenrocks duh

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Name an artist who should have been on the #Barbie  soundtrack.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

this was the original barbenheimer

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

When a kid at work hands me a fake phone, of course I'm gonna say "hi domino's, you're my favorite pizza place" @supershayne

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Coworker: Ohio has the worst white trash wannabe gangster guys
Me: *glaring in raised in Lowell*

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

@SamualMcHenry The bestest boy, I miss him

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

4 year old client at the end of work today: "we don't have to come tomorrow because it's Captain America's birthday"
Damn straight, little dude.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Do I like @knockedloose? Yes. Do I know any words to their songs other than the "arf arf" noise in Counting Worms? No, but that goes hard so I have no regrets.

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

Yesterday a 16 year old asked me what life was like before the internet was invented and I suddenly feel guilty for ever calling my parents old when they were in their 20s..

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

@its_kelechi

[Kylie Eastman @TerroronBass]

@its_kelechi