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cruciverbalist

[terryl @terrrryl]

"I come in the club, shakin' with dread. Showin' dem woes and missin' my bed." —Crime Sob

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

just had a sort of acid flashback except of wearing this shoe

[terryl @terrrryl]

@prismenergy_ Heyyyy do my makeup immediately

[terryl @terrrryl]

How do we go about turning the lights down in every single restaurant. Like way way way fucking down

[terryl @terrrryl]

Meanwhile here are my ballet shoes. (They look like they’re screaming because they’re afraid of my scuffing habit)

[terryl @terrrryl]

I kept seeing videos of people talking about the louboutin “ballet” shoe and I just assumed they were talking about fetish heels (did louboutin even actually make a fetish heel? you know what I’m talking about) and I was so confused as to why they wanted them for events

[terryl @terrrryl]

I finally looked it up and they’re just pumps with like a pointe shoe toe box. So cute I love just not not what I was imagining

[Lizzy Vivino @LizzyVivino]

Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue

[terryl @terrrryl]

@lil_mermaid Still fly

[terryl @terrrryl]

@hell_doe Oh what it is ho…oh wassuuup [Trillville]

[terryl @terrrryl]

@prismenergy_ You are my sister. Done deal.

[terryl @terrrryl]

Dancin my way into your arms like it always felt like. You’re my girl foreverrr

[terryl @terrrryl]

@prismenergy_ Dude. The fact that I had the time at the exact moment you were walking in to welcome you with a little shimmy… unreal. Like, we needed that.

[terryl @terrrryl]

That’s crazy

[terryl @terrrryl]

“I’m a natural redhead too!” Ok:)

[terryl @terrrryl]

“I’ve always had a thing for redheads” ok:)

[terryl @terrrryl]

I will housesit and catsit for you but just know I will be indoctrinating your cats into numetal

[terryl @terrrryl]

@sleepreaper666 Sherperd

[terryl @terrrryl]

What’s your mom up to, kiddo? Go do your homework. Do better than me

[terryl @terrrryl]

Being my age in the restaurant industry is so odd because I’m like, lemme see if my friend wants to hang out and I remember they’re 13 years younger than me and maybe they should be focusing on their future

[terryl @terrrryl]

On what earth would I ever need makeup remover when Chester Bennington tribute videos exist