terry platt

I have seen over a thousand games at Vale Park.

[Bookies Enemy No1 · Horse Racing Analyst @BookiesEnemyN01]

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[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Of course.

[Betfred @Betfred]

🤯 | Port Vale, who are rock bottom of League One, have beaten more Premier League teams this year (1) than Tottenham Hotspur have (0).

[Dan Indyk @Dan240993]

🤠 #PVFC

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

HELP! I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.

If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Yes

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@RachelA1892 Yes without a doubt

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

This might be the most useless defence in football history 😂

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@LStevelawrence And bring Smudge with him

[Aaron @aaronpvfc]

Day 6 of posting this photo until this man gets the boot or we actually win a game. #pvfc #sack

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

You’d be absolutely devastated 😭😂

[Penfold @elbow112]

Morning.

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@OfficialPVFC Shorock

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@OfficialPVFC Sherlock should be playing for u.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

RIP to a friend of mine. His wife sent him out to get some sewing thread but he ended up in the bar all day.

Gone but not for cotton.

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

This is the only one in, one out policy that will work for the British people.

[terry platt @terry_platt]

@PottsySteve Just for once I thought he would pick his strongest team

[Phil Bowers @PhilJBowers]

Six changes for #PVFC at home to Doncaster