Terry Kenny

Ice cream man turned news producer.

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When did the wind chill factor change to “feels like?”

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@elonmuskTN 17

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Are we still saying no cap? I’m going to a ritzy gala tonight and I don’t want to sound stupid.

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My Cousin Vinny 2: a guy named Luigi Mangione finds himself stuck in Altoona, Pennsylvania. “Vinny, these people think I killed some insurance guy in New York!”

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Boss: nice job on that project.
Me: this is not about me. I want to give a thanks to the real heroes: the U.S. military, the doctors, the nurses in the ER, the farmers, the truck drivers.

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They should turn the clocks back during the marathon. New world record!

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I find it ironic that Iran upstaged Jimmy Carter on his 100th birthday. Hasn’t the man suffered enough at your hands?

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May the 4th be with you!
Did I do it right?

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I did the math and we can do away with leap year if we just make every day 24.016 hours. Ayes? Done.

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@EliManning Eli bring back sike.

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@iamcolinquinn The Chiefs played that field goal attempt perfectly. Nothing the Bills could do against that.

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First Michael Jackson and now Matthew Perry. You can’t get drugs from a doctor. They just don’t know what they’re doing. If you need anything come see me out behind the dumpster.

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@GioWFAN @7BOOMERESIASON
My father’s buried next to a Schmuck.

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At least now we know the last sound we’ll hear before we die.

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@iamcolinquinn You’re so “with it.” You get it.

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@iamcolinquinn @nyjets When life gives you Aaron Rodgers, you make lemonade. Right, Col?

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Teams should be able to make trades mid-game. Like if they came back from commercial and said the Bills traded Josh Allen to the Jets for Jordan Whitehead. #Jets #Bills #NFL

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@iamcolinquinn “Sure.”

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“The Blind Side 2” is gonna be awesome.

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I stopped drinking Bud Light after the Dilly, Dilly ads. I saw the writing on the wall.