Terry Madill

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

We HAVE to stop North Korea! They're led by a pampered, delusional, vengeful fat rich guy with stupid hair and access to nuclear weap- oh.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

What? I thought you said North Korea. https://t.co/YPZWG54qiL

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[Strombone @strombone1]

Me and Tom Brady have a combined 5 championships! #blessed

[taywop @taylorthagreat]

"We are LIVE here at the Inauguration and-- wait, what's this!

It's, it's, BY GOD IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"

[Saved You A Trick @SavedYouATrick]

Here are the 11am hour #Inauguration crowds side by side and from the same angle. 2009 on the left, 2017 on the right.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Troy Terry's the guy who tells you what he's going in Rock, Paper, Scissors and still wins.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Because she didn't get enough votes. That's what I reckon.

[Taniel @Taniel]

Cortez Masto (D) wins the Nevada Senate race, one of the night's key races. She is the first Latina elected to the U.S. Senate!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I can't fill in for every worker today. Election Day should be a national holiday so that everyone has the opportunity to vote. https://t.co/3J5Yzatn4m

[Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana]

#MeanwhileinCanada #DaylightSavingTime #WhyDoWeDoThis?

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Mets Shoulda put Britton in. #NLWildCard

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays have named Buck Showalter AL #WildCard MVP for bringing in Ubaldo Jimenez instead of Zach Britton

[Ian Harrison @iananywhere]

#Jays just had another team meeting...at home plate. #Tulo #grandslam

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[Piri Piri Pie @PiriPiriPie]

I'd imagine that Grilli has that same reaction after executing a perfect parrallel parking job.