Terry McIntosh

Here for the $44bn dumpster fire and to practice my trademark sass. Collector of film props, enthusiast of all things quirky & particularly peculiar Amazonian.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_

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@Trump @TrumpMobile

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@EricTrump @TrumpTower @TrumpMobile

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@CalltoActivism

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 I'm down to watch Travis Kelce going solo... *pulls out credit card*

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@RobertPicardo @IvankaNews_ You're so right, Robert. Jill and Michelle really dropped the ball by not getting their tits out when they had the chance, which we've come to learn is the way in Skankovia... or wherever the hell it was that Meliania was was manufactured.

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@nathaliejacoby1

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@PicturesFoIder The majority of folks aren't going to live to 70, so don't sweat it.

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@grahamallen

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@grahamallen Dear Zeus and Ra,

Please look out for that Trump guy. He has a lot to answer for and it doesn't look good for him. Amen.

PS -- Mazel tov on all that lightning bolts and sassy cats stuff, guys... if it's not too much trouble, can we get cats that throw lightning bolts, too?

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@BaronDestructo Amateurs... they just need to focus on being creative!

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@realannapaulina MTG showed porn at a government function.

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@_MatthewDHunt_ Hey, hey. Ho, ho. Was it good for you? I've got to go!

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@BaronDestructo @RocketNews24En I haven't seen that much white goo topping steaming meat since that one time in college when... wait, what?!

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@dbongino He's not serious about free speech.
You're not interesting, competent or entertaining.
Donald Trump is a lying, hypocritical bigot.

The end is nigh...

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@ACTBrigitte You believe that MLK would be a member of a radical herd of racist enablers? Really... at this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you play with your own poop. Seriously.

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@elonmusk Much like a live Maine lobster being shoved up your ass lubeless would not boring... hardly preferred, but certainly not boring.

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@BaronDestructo You may be thinking of saccharin, Joe, because aspartame wasn't approved for soda and other drinks until the early 80s.

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@BaronDestructo My colon just gasped... at least I think it was a gasp.