Terry Morrish

Runner of marathons, halves, quarters and other distances . Purveyor of bad dad jokes and husband to a beautiful, smart wife

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Reese Witherspoon has announced they're making "Legally Blonde 3." Please make it be about Elle Woods joining Mueller's team.

[Neil Killick @neil_killick]

Our highest priority is "to satisfy the customer through early and continuous delivery of valuable software".
NOT
"to satisfy the PM by estimating in story points, promising how many we'll get done and getting called SLOW or INEFFICIENT when we don't deliver all of them". #agile

[Peter Akman 🇨🇦🇹🇷🇪🇸🇮🇱 @PeterAkman]

Peak wind gusts in km/h:
HAMILTON AIRPORT: 126
WATERLOO - WELLINGTON AIRPORT: 122
TORONTO PEARSON AIRPORT: 119
WINDSOR: 111
ELORA: 107
BARRIE: 106
BRANTFORD: 104
PETERBOROUGH AIRPORT: 102
LAGOON CITY: 100
LONDON: 98
ST. CATHARINES: 98
SARNIA: 96
#WindStorm @CTVNews @environmentca

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Goodbye, Cambridge Analytica! We hardly knew ye, though ye knew everything about us.

[Tim Cull @trcull]

Not once in my 20 year career have I seen a sales person held accountable for selling something that doesn’t exist. And yet I’ve seen countless engineers held accountable for not delivering something that was sold that didn’t exist. My single biggest frustration with our industry

[Paul Cooper @PaulMMCooper]

One of the most chilling abandoned places in the world is France's Red Zone, or "Zone Rouge".

Over 100 years ago, the First World War so devastated the landscape here that people are still forbidden to enter, & the zone has become a ghostly & overgrown place.

[Hacker News Bot @newsycombinator]

IPv4: the last /22 of the last /8 has been allocated https://t.co/zEBb8Qswr1

[Niagara Region @NiagaraRegion]

Resident Photo of the Week
The Old Scow, a wreck visible at #NiagaraFalls, will be 100 years old in August. Thanks for sharing Bobbie Johnston, Niagara Falls!

[Runa Sandvik @runasand]

It me.

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@jdoddrph On the upside it is better than last year where Gary did two extra laps and was DQd

[Melinda Howard @MelindaHoward4]

#BM100 #keepyoureyeontheprize

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@beemis2002 What are you going to do when you have to work all day?

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@triplebradbb @iRunFar Opposite to this lap :). If Gary makes it to 5 and gets to choose he could repeat the same direction but if he makes up time it could be the current direction too :)

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@julieyounce It is a twitter issue.. shut it down and restart

[Edward Sandor @esandor]

Day 2: There's a Frenchman and a Swede chasing a Canadian through the woods in Tennessee. This is normal, right? #bm100 @gcalmettes @gary_robbins @Sugrorsmannen @keithdunn

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@Sacchoromyces @ajoneswilkins @gary_robbins This is what got Gary last year .. he got turned around in the fog

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@26_2miles That and there is no "winning" only surviving 5 laps

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

@26_2miles Fake post, go to the PMs feed on twitter , it doesn't exist

[Terry Morrish @terrymorrish]

I have to wonder how many @Twitter mentions @gary_robbins has waiting for him on Tuesday after the race :) #bm100 @keithdunn