Terry Tantrum

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[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Good morning beautiful people! What a fucking day to be alive. Doin some ice fishing this afternoon with some snowmobiling tonight. How’s your day so far?!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

I’ve had gonorrhea before, but this chest cold is way worse!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Man.....who’s got the flu out there? Aren’t they the worst?

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Rumor has it we’re going cosmic bowling tonight. Everyone is going to see the jizz all over my pants. This is not good.

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

.@jerseymikes just conned me into giving them a tip. This sandwich is sure giving me a boner though so maybe it was worth it.

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

I am so wet!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

UNC wins. Dook loses. Suck it @WCA_Jr!!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

My blood is boiling at 500 degrees CELSIUS. I can feel it. Terry Tantrum is coming out this weekend!!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Bullshit! I fucking owned that course! RT "@StarTribune: Edina council votes to close Fred Richards Golf Course http://t.co/Y5JptQiAd2”

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

I'd let Phil split me.

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

If you ride your bike in traffic, I'm just gonna assume you're a jackass

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Other than sky blue, gray is my favorite color

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Heading over to the mall to pickup a bunch of gray shirts

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

@taylor_marcus Stop trying to push my buttons, TROY. Come over and lets watch some Harrison Barnes and Ty Lawson highlights.

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

"I hate you bee's, I hate you bee's, I hate you bee's" haha. lol. rotfl. stfu. #hahaha

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Gotta love casual Friday. Jeans and #crocs

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Round 2 was a disaster. I spent most of my time wiping my sweaty eyebrows.

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Round 1 in the books...time to head to bathroom to massage my temples. LETS GO!!

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

I'm staring at @birk3 across the table and all I want to do is fling him off the high chair like I did at Izati's #fetishofmine

[Terry Tantrum @terrytanger69]

Trivia time. Time to use the old noodle. #mypantsnoodleissoft