Michael Rowe

Michael Rowe from that one show - yup that’s me.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Shout out to the Daily Table in Roxbury, MA for making/using this label🥩🥘🥔🥣

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Eating Masaman curry and playing Farcry 4 @altonbrown

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Lotta white women in Jordans back here in Northern Kentucky, is what I’m noticing.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Regular 3-way @Skyline_Chili

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Going out to a $200+ dinner tonight and sleeping in my car at the airport.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Watching American Psycho (2000) on my iPhone and doing pushups

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Reading American Pyscho (1991) and doing pushups at @tjmaxx

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Reading American Pyscho (1991) and doing pushups at my local laundromat

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Reading American Pyscho (1991) and doing pushups in my living room

[⚡️Primetime!!!⚡️ @Joe_MainMixon]

Wait?? I’m confused what’s up with Fauci?

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Just purchased my @Wilco tickets using @mozillafirefox on my desktop @HP. Getting to bed before 9PM. Having a warm glass of milk beforehand. Waking up at 5AM sharp and taking preventative medicines.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Tonight’s #UnconventionalTreat comes to you courtesy of the good people of @OSJobLot and @CalbeeKappaCP: Sriracha Mayo Shrimp Chips®️🦐🌶️🇯🇵

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Truly awful performance by me at the grocery store today. Just fucked it all up.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Buying an SUV to protect my children.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

.@BlueChew what’s a sensitive pimp like myself gotta do for a scholarship?

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

I’m out in Salt Lake City doing sex tourism @slcmayor

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

I’m out in Salt Lake City doing sex tourism @slcmayor

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

LennyKravitz_rippedpantspenis.mp4

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

.@altonbrown so what I did was I took the fond from the chicken thighs and sautéed some garlic in it for the mashed potatoes. And then I ate it all like a little piggy 🐷😋😋 #GoodEats……or nawwww😭😂😂

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Playing as Luigi because I WANT to. Not because I have to.

[Michael Rowe @tertiarylad]

Shooting #anabolic and listening to Sufjan Stevens at my local @PlanetFitness