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on the go..

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I don’t wanna sex you ar anything. I’m not attracted to you. I’m just saying people are warmer than blankets

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#NewProfilePic

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@JonRisinger I once punched an immovable rod into a giant creature then pushed him over so that it would shred his insides…. Was a good time

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My mom got me a RWBY sweatshirt for Christmas cuz she doesn’t know anything @RoosterTeeth related. I’ve never watched a single episode so now I gotta binge it 😂

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@RoosterTeeth @AchievementHunt Rooster Turkey Teeth TeleVision. Rooster Teeth Turkey Television. Rooster Teeth Tele-Turkey- Vision. I like the idea of all of these but the last one really tickles me

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@andrewpanton I use 1-2. My best friend uses 8. Yeesh😂

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@JonRisinger Hardest game of two truths one lie I’ve ever played. Hmmm. I just don’t know

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@JonRisinger TIL that @JonRisinger is the way you do the right things

[Brady @pebbut]

Squeezing a girl on her period technically makes her a ketchup packet in a way

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“I want to fall asleep with you while watching a movie.”
Why you gotta be so goddamn cute

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Just got out of the shower. Now I’m sitting on my couch in a towel eating frosting with a spoon and watching YouTube. 👌🏻

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3:7

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I’m reduced currently to living off of fixes, small moments of bliss and then droughts of nothing. And my brain doesn’t let me forget things or at least won’t let me not think about them. *sigh* (no. I’m not talking about drugs)

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Find something. And then it LEAVES the next day. How incredibly rude. Thanks, life 👍🏽

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@_bigtexas_62 Cut the bike lock. Duh

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Boy is it hard to cut a bike lock when you don’t have a bolt cutter. Took about a half hour

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I’m sorry mom. I’ll be more informing in the future

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I have officially listened to the entirety of #MBMBaM. Only took me 9 months. All past episodes as well as each new one as they were released. Feels good. But now I don’t know what to do with my life. Brothers, what now? @travismcelroy @JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy

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First you cut my hours each day by an hour and a half, then you schedule me for only 3 days. Wtf