The Schwindler

lover of elections, sparkling wine, #mnufc loons - opinions are my own - she|her

[Twilight @TwilightDewy]

#BREAKING🔸 🇺🇸 Jake Lang nicked outside Minnesota Capitol after kicking over "PROSECUTE ICE" ice sculpture and turning it into "PRO ICE". Arrested on the spot

#Minnesota #ICE

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@TaylorTwellman @MNUFC @SoundersFC @MLS @AppleTV

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@andygreder Yeah but how much does @LAFC and Steve Cherindolo pay their acting coach? The ppl want to know.

[Tom Hauser @thauserkstp]

BREAKING: Vance Boelter is in custody. He was arrested minutes ago near Green Isle. Developing story,,,stay with @KSTP for more details.

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@wdavisx3 It's more of a "What my parents/friends think I do" vs "What I actually do" situation. WW is a fantasy, VP is closest if you work for a principal, P&R is most like the Party and Government.

[Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮ @BrianaRoseLee]

“Eichorn asked for her rates and her location. She asked what he wanted, and Eichorn said, “Qv or hhr,” meaning a quick visit or a half-hour of her time for sex.”
This wasn’t his first time. He knew the lingo. I’m so sad for his children. Jail for life. https://t.co/IWgp2jVRgJ

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@andrew_wiebe Please cover this on Instant Replay

[MNUFC NEWS @mnufcnews]

I know we won and it doesn’t matter in the end, but still can’t believe the ref and VAR didn’t think this was a foul. It was so clear. If it wasn’t for Yeboah scoring a minute or so later, that decision could’ve honestly cost us the victory last night. Shambles.

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Hey @nytimes today begs another looks at this question.

Is Donald Trump Too Emotional for This? https://t.co/WPdcsgDD89

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[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

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I'm gutted and yet overjoyed to be able to support local stores like SR Harris Fabric Outlet in Burnsville.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Fabrics and crafts retailer Joann is going out of business and closing all its stores.

[Minnesota DFL @MinnesotaDFL]

We could not be more proud! Ken will be leaving the DFL with an undefeated statewide victory record, and Minnesota is better for it. Take it from us—there is no one better to rally our party and lead us to victory in the fights ahead.

Congratulations Ken!!!

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False Narrative. Rep. Johnson was born in January 1972. Roe v Wade wasn't passed until January 1973. His mom didn't have a choice.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy. And I am so eternally grateful that my mom and dad ignored all the people who told them to just take care of that problem… If they had not done that, I would not be here

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@jessecnelson MN SOS makes it super easy. Scroll to State & Federal Results in a CD

https://t.co/EF5zlcztgQ

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jD Vance can't even fathom the idea of a stay home dad or a new dad wanting to take time to be with their new child. During his answer on paid FAMILY leave he only mentions #SAHM and his wife. I feel sorry for her.

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@MNUFC But who cuts the slits in Sang-Bins socks?

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@MNUFC

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@FrederickMelo Sure would! Straight to #mls games. Can you imagine a day trip to see @mnufc vs @SportingKC

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hey @Swifties4Kamala - @MinnesotaDFL has your merch needs covered. https://t.co/5qzq6bpLV8

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@MnNiceFC Yes!!! Specifically on Midway Parkway, between the street and the frontage road. It's a shame to not be able to bike to the @mnstatefair main gate.

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