pdxdeadhead

Dad Deadhead Dreamer.

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@ChefAnthonyDC Really??

[. @TheMick4547]

@RT_com Biden ARRANGES drag queen queers right in front of the WHITE HOUSE

[Trevor Theissen @trevortheissen]

Chill Griff!

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When Will Clark took on the entire Cardinals infield.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The US military has just carried out an operation which KlLLED the leader of the vioIent Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua

This is EXACTLY what we should be using our military for 🔥

Jocelyn Nungaray and Laken Riley are being AVENGED

More of this! 🇺🇸

POTUS: “At my direction, the United States Southern Command delivered a swift and lethal kinetic strike to successfully execute Niño Guerrero, the infamous leader of Tren De Aragua, one of the most bloodthirsty Terrorist Organizations on Planet Earth. Before I returned to office, Joe Biden opened our Southern Border to millions of Illegal Criminals, and allowed this foreign army to rape, maim, and murder American Citizens with total impunity.

During my Campaign, I pledged to expel these monsters from our Country, and bring Justice to the families of those they slaughtered, including the precious 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray, 22-year-old Laken Reilly, and countless other beautiful souls.

With this action, the United States Military has brought retribution for them, their families, and their loved ones.

Early in my Administration, I delivered on my promise to designate Tren de Aragua as a Foreign Terrorist Organization, deport thousands of evil criminals, and wage war against the Cartels, who have long been waging war against our Citizens, while weak leaders left America helpless and defensive

This action was coordinated closely with our friends in Venezuela, with whom we are working very well. As a result, Tren de Aragua terrorists no longer have safe haven in Venezuela or anywhere else and, under my leadership, we will find these vicious murderers and drugs lords anytime, anyplace, and send them to the depths of hell where they belong.

GOD BLESS AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@jasonjwilde @WISCTV_News3 Outstanding!!

[Derrik Beckstrand @DerrikBeckstran]

I will be pitching on Saturday, June 13th at 12:40 PM in the Cangelosi Sparks Invite vs PTA Cardinal at Ed Flink Field at Lockport High School. Looking forward to starting the summer!

@MidwestHalos @Typeccioli @trevortheissen

[Trevor Theissen @trevortheissen]

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[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@trevortheissen 💨💨💨💨

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@BigRonInJersey

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@VinnysCorner1 Mike Hegan

[Hunter Baumgardt @hunterbonair]

Sure, Yelich is fun to watch hit.

But man, I might enjoy watching him run the bases even more! He’s just so, so good at it.

[not bob kozlowski @notbobkoz]

Yall should be embarrassed you allowed a regular season MLB game to be played in that joke of a park

A 316 ft pop up went for a HR

That isn’t a MLB ballpark and it should not be able to host games

[MLB @MLB]

The Brewers close out a THRILLING 15-14 win in 12 innings!

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@trevortheissen

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

@trevortheissen Hideous

[pdxdeadhead @teschwindt]

Lets Goooooooo!!!!!!

[Trevor Theissen @trevortheissen]

This has been a long time in the making and we are super exited to share the news!

Stay tuned!

[Trevor Theissen @trevortheissen]

Trade him to the Brewers.

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

Hell yes @Brewers

[Mark the Caddie @caddietales]

Though not as many as Hunter Biden has picked up in the last week, I've gained a lot of new followers recently. Thank you algorithm!

With so many new folks I thought I'd do a quick get to know me (or get to know me better)...

- Stumbled into caddying in 2019 after hitting rock bottom.

- After a period of wallowing, decided there were two choices for me: Stay buried in the bunker I found myself in, or take my Next Shot and experience joy. I chose the hope and opportunity of the Next Shot.

- There has been some literal and figurative zig zagging on and off the course during the last 7 years, but each day the walk is a little better and more beautiful

Okay...Enough of that. Let's cover the stuff you're probably more interested in...

- Go Blue! And I'm all in on Detroit sports teams

- 14 slot golf bags are great for you, terrible for double bagging caddies

- I use my side hustle money (sales from
my website) to give away free rounds of golf at Whistling Straits and support the Sober House I help out at when I'm away from the course

- The next person I see take themselves get angry on the golf course and end up playing better because of it will be the first

- I've grown to be cautious around groups that say they're going to be fun or play fast

- I love seeing fathers and sons play golf together

- I get joy every time I ask a group how they know each other and they tell me they went to elementary or high school together way back in the day

- A Gatorade at the turn window is like gold to a caddie

- Beef jerky is my go to snack on the course, but it would be PB&J if we had them

- The bag you say is light probably isn't, and I need to figure out how to make the best carry bag ever so I can stop whining about yours

- I will never believe that a long pre shot or putting routine helps performance

- I believe golf should be fun and social in the same kind of way I believe Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the best Halloween candy - it's a steadfast and firm belief

- My son is a junior caddie chasing an Evans scholarship and it makes me so happy - would be a proud legacy

- My daughters laugh and shake their heads any time someone says they recognizes me from here. I take satisfaction in their faux embarrassment.

- I'm rooting for you!

Mostly I'm just grateful for the blessings in my life and the gift of being able to share it with you!!

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

O - O - Ozempic

Didn't get you into

O - O - O - office

Because you're a fcking

Cray - Cray - Cray Crazy BlTCH!!