tesia

I smell like I sound

[isaac @beetleprty]

scrub my exoskellayyyyyy

[tesia @tesdaniele]

hot mulligan songs r crazy bc why am I missing someone else’s grandma

[tesia @tesdaniele]

why r ppl at the gym always staring at me weird when im enjoying my music??? maybe if you were listening to brass monkey you’d feel this good too????

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

The theme song to 2016

[Socialism enjoyer @FinalBossFight2]

They just made a million Oliver Trees. They've planted an Oliver Forest

[tesia @tesdaniele]

all mechanics should have at least one woman working there so ik some fuck shit won’t be done to my car

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[chance @chance1084059]

If I was 10,000 tall. Feet tall. You would be... a dirt to me. You'd be a dirt. But luckily I'm on earth with one of you people and I'm just the same as you. So you're beople like me. And I love you.

[Echo🐈 @echoistrans]

its shake yo butt sunday

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a sopping wet angel

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Drake

[tesia @tesdaniele]

ppl wanna say burger king foot lettuce is irrelevant now as if someone’s foot fungus ISNT the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger? yeah okay

[retro @retrohoopers]

Today in court Klay Alexander Thompson learned that he cannot in fact sue someone for calling him gay. Shoutout my lawyer Seth. NEW KLAY THOMPSON GAY EDIT 4 PM NEW JERSEY TIME TMRW‼️