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God Safe Me || Visca El Barça

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m trying to figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building AI pollution factories in every city.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Our priority should be making politics unprofitable

[Stop That Messi @stopthatmessiii]

You can call that lucky all you want but I guarantee you Ferran would have found a way to miss it 😭😭😭 https://t.co/IPBddaFB5n

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 MARCUS RASHFORD HAS EQUALIZED FOR BARCELONA!

Atletico Madrid 1-1 Barcelona.

https://t.co/Y6v7vdt7XR

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

African leaders have been choosing the “champagne for a few” since time immemorial.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

To this very day, Nigerians aren’t aware Goodluck Jonathan was actually winning the war against Boko Haram.

He employed mercenaries who were killing them in their numbers, Hausa “elites” (El Rufai and co.) kept crying out that Jonathan was killing their brothers.

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Many Nigerians still no realise say this na their future very soon!

The very places wey dem dey flee go, the bandits go still meet them there.

Na time e go take!

[soframycine @nickiminachhh]

“Bridges can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated.”

[Fuze @15Asande]

You need permission from him and Aspas if you want to win the league 😂😭😭

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

https://t.co/C09rSef4Wo

[CheeseCake Named Desire. @_Nlechani]

Unpopular opinion: Nigerian 'respect culture' is often just a tool used to silence logic. Seniority does not grant you an immunity to being wrong—or being foolish.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Would be a shame if people found out who the CEO of Bank of America is

[CheeseCake Named Desire. @_Nlechani]

In Nigeria, the logic is upside down: we avoid protests to stay "safe" from the police and army, only to go home and hope the terrorists don't find us. We are choosing which bullet to fear, rather than demanding a country where we don't have to fear any.

[Skely @123skely]

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king.

I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

[Papa @rebel_since_99]

@yxyiagain "I won't provide any basic amenity for you and if you manage to make it on your own, I want my share inside."

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

If we finally get an empathetic and sincere leader after these locusts, it’s then you’ll realize Nigerians are not adaptive as we assume.

They’ll demand for things they didn’t demand under the leaders that hate them.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

If Lee Kuan Yew was greedy and shortsighted like your niggas in Nigeria you won’t be enjoying a sunny Thursday in Singapore.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You voted for the war to continue. Just 17 days ago. You were one of the only people on earth that could actually stop this and chose not to. Now you tweet like you're some random political commentator. Just resign. Worthless.

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

I have a genius idea: Dont bomb Iran. That will keep the straight of Hormuz open. It was open and no ships were attacked by Iran before that started.

[WhalePanda @WhalePanda]

The missile "attack" on Diego Garcia was odd, didn't make much sense. Iran denied it.
And then you realize that all the messaging since then is using the same "scary" picture IDF posted and then you know:

It's just another obvious Israeli false flag.
https://t.co/vxnRyENOn3