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i rollerbladed here

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

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@BCFerrys find a place to call your own and try to fix up?

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@danriccio_ I know the feeling, I went to their only home loss of the year during their first Super Bowl winning season.

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Haha, suck it "petulant" Patrick! @risingaction

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@DomSramaty Plenty of buffer on the stream already tonight

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@passittobulis They're called the thirst line

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@SadClubCommish no wait, that was

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@SadClubCommish he's been bad tonight... that was the icing on the bad cake

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the lady at the life labs this morning told me I looked "leisurely" which is the most creative way anybody has told me I look like shit

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@lukeisamazing @GarlicCorgi No, you were totally talking about peetudge

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@SadClubCommish

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.@pou29 is the 🐐

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@MikeHalford604 weirdest goal I've ever seen

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@MikeHalford604 I haven't been hurt like this since Duchovny made the X-Files move production to L.A.

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@ldebeyer

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter.

Let’s start with the truly inexplicable.

Frog + beetle waltz
Sky jellyfish
Mutant beet-man
GOAT
🧵

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@HighOnCaps oh, just some friendly banter reminding Tosaint that the Caps did in fact lose a soccer game a mere ten days ago 😉

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@RandipJanda

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@StefGotBooted @ldebeyer fucking lmao