mess

perpetually making bad decisions🌾 my twitter sucks, check out my instagram

[mess @tess_alexander1]

I wanna feel like the color yellow looks

[mess @tess_alexander1]

survivor is just a PG version of the hunger games if u really think about it

[mess @tess_alexander1]

@smosh live-show while puppysitting and wine drunk 🤝🏻🤝🏻

[mess @tess_alexander1]

matty healy sounds like a muppet no i will not elaborate and do not NEED to

[mess @tess_alexander1]

oh it’s raining? time for a nap

[. @MarisaKabas]

there are two styles available for women right now and they are milkmaid and 90s rave slut

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

ppl in relationships be like hey can i come over and only talk about my partner and then leave early to go hang out with my partner that i actually was with earlier and is the reason that i was late?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Pussy from a girl who eats an edible and has a panic attack

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

gemini placements all over the world bout to act up

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

[from a place of poverty] what’s the move tonight?

[mess @tess_alexander1]

the simulation vibes r strong today

[noah @ylnoahhh]

“you wanna come with me to-“ YES I DOOOO

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “aw cows” and then go eat a cheeseburger

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

men be like “she’s just a friend” and it’s a girl he wants to have sex with

[rp @sleepydisease]

SO BASICALLY YOUR GRANDDAD DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS FARM AND ITS ALL OVERGROWN AND SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A PROFITABLE THING, BUT YOU ALSO GET TO MEET ALL THE PEOPLE IN TOWN AND GO ON DATES WITH THEM AND MARRY THEM, ALSO THERE ARE MONSTERS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This summer wasn’t very Slide by Calvin Harris (feat. Frank Ocean and Migos) if you ask me

[mess @tess_alexander1]

it rains cause ur sad baby

[GEMINI @ispeakgemini]

116 days until gemini season

[zae @itszaeok]

percy jackson raised a generation im so serious. what a time to be alive...