Tess Jonas

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[Tess Jonas @tess_jonas]

change my mind

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....

VICE PRESIDENT @KAMALAHARRIS!!!!!

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@akclarke_ I just screamed

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as an out of work actor I have to say waiting 3 hrs in line to vote today made me miss open calls more than expected

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@OrangePaulp Your resilience is inspiring

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Heading to my first in-person (outdoor, socially distanced) yoga class and realizing I can’t just fart openly because I won’t be muted.

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Can she replace “thank you Vice President” with “shut up now sir”

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“It’s inexplicable but it’s also explainable”

Does he know that those words are opposites or what

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“I am speaking.”
#KamalaHarris

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@jlazebnik @OrangePaulp Can confirm

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So Jim Carrey’s Joe Biden is just... really bad????
#snl

[Aleigha Cavalier @aleighacavalier]

Mocking people for what college they did or didn’t go to when you’re trying to keep your margins with non-college educated folks seems... not smart

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I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING RIGHT NOW #debate

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One person wouldn’t have been too much if it had been YOU, DONALD. #debate

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So if I got a teacher recommendation could I also be on the Supreme Court? #debate

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as a server, if a guest complains that I so much as didnt refill their water quickly enough, management could fire me.

why is there more accountability for restaurant employees than police officers?

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@LindseyGrahamSC

[Vanita Gupta @vanitaguptaCR]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

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@LindseyGrahamSC

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Just retweeting this again

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

Lottttta (white) people cropping up in my mentions to explain to me why Biden is a flawed candidate and like...that's cool but I just am really committed to this fundamental notion that fewer Black/brown/queer people dying is better than uhhhh genocidal facism.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Just retweeting this again

[Tess Jonas @tess_jonas]

@NikkiHaley You’re a disgrace