tessa

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

clawing at the bars of my enclosure per usual🫠

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

@apobangko someone pls call me if it comes to life

[bwf&tmr&hhp&dngr&lvmz&134340&mikr&hm&pipr&mshp&w52 @blondvhope]

happy three years to all those who celebrate

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

me when talk talk by charli and troye started playing😶

[ila ✰ #1 PARTY fan @elatedtobea]

Taste by Sabrina started playing right after The Great Impersonator by Halsey (the final track of the album) ended and it was whiplash to a degree I’ve never felt before

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

boba it up girl !!🧋🎀🤭🩷

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

what’s kamala’s plan to bring back all day @McDonalds breakfast

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

SNUGGLES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

streaming services are a bunch of shit. give me dvds goddammit

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

taylor and travis for people who don’t have health insurance

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

i feel like every attractive white man actually looks like handsome shrek, but you don’t realize it until you’ve been looking at them for more than 3 seconds

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

dear @BIGHIT_MUSIC
retail therapy isn’t gonna fix this one-

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

@NashvilleZoo if a shark, a grizzly bear, and a gorilla were locked in an empty warehouse together with 3 feet of water in it, who would win?

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

“i’m completely sober for the rest of my life starting tomorrow” - seth

[tessa @tessa_cuff]

@1deadhouseplant i’m so proud of you i’m such a fan🥹🫶🏻