Tessa G.

I make films, farts, and funnies.

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@rainnwilson just for fun, watch the pilot for Dark of the Night that we made at @ucbcomedy a few years ago. It’s so fucking funny and so much work was put into it, as well as the long running podcast and twitch show. It played at @nytvf too! Cc: @Audioboom @thomharp @dotnshow

[Dark Of The Night @dotnshow]

We’re cracking open the archives! Here is the original Dark of the Night tv pilot filmed in 2016 at @ucbtny. Directed by @Tessa_Gee and produced by @n8russell. Featured in @nytvf in 2017: https://t.co/TNu2fxESHF

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@thomharp @nerdsandbeyond Prob not your fault, but someone from @darkair needs to address their blatant IP theft from Dark Of The Night created 5 years ago at @ucbcomedy @dotnshow 👀🛸👽 cc: @EricYearwood

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

REALLY hoping that @Audioboom and @darkair & @TerryCarnation will investigate the paranormal IP theft they’ve committed against @dotnshow which originated 5 years ago at @ucbcomedy created by @EricYearwood and @AlexEvanMeyers 👀🛸👽 maybe @rainnwilson can help?

[Eric Yearwood @EricYearwood]

#Dwight from #TheOffice @rainnwilson copied the livestream #paranormal show Dark of the Night @dotnshow that I've been doing with Alex Meyers since 2017 at @ucbtny. They ripped the genre, the tone, the font, and the black turtleneck. At least let me keep my tiny necklace...sigh

[The Weekend Ladies @Weekend_Ladies]

Ghost Town out now! Listen on all streaming platforms!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@nycgov Shame on the city for giving a $115 parking ticket during a snowstorm/pandemic for trying to park safely under the BQE during dangerous weather, because of the city’s inability to safely clear the streets. Why are we paying for the city’s failures?

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@NYCASP @NYCASP Shame on you for giving a $115 parking ticket during a snowstorm/pandemic for trying to park safely under the BQE bc of dangerous weather, alongside dozens of other unticketed cars that also couldn’t park on the street. @NYCMayorsOffice what is this about?

[The Weekend Ladies @Weekend_Ladies]

Eeeee! She here! Our debut song/video called 🤍Love Is A Choice🤍 Click our link tree in bio to hear the full track on all streaming platforms / watch on YouTube 🎡 All proceeds go to @audrelorde Our full album GHOST TOWN will drop in January 2021 so stay tuned, babe-a-reenos!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@Transition46 We see you appointing a fossil-fuel friendly, big oil benefactor like Cedric Richmond and it brings to light the horrible reality that Biden/Harris admin will NOT take the climate crisis seriously. Shame. We demand a green-minded team!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@nationalgridus it’s 3am...you’re drilling on our residential street in Brooklyn and you told my neighbor it was a gas leak, but no one is wearing protective gear. Care to explain?

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@NJ_MVC what is the wait time these days at the jersey city location to come and register the used car I just bought? Still 8 hour lines? Any tips?

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@BrianLehrer - our question for the mayor today is: will you defund the NYPD by at least $3 Billion in 2020, and invest it into housing, health care, and social services? $1B isn’t enough when our lives are at risk! #askthemayor

[JusticeForGeorgeNYC @jfg_nyc]

Saturday’s BK schedule

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

Thanks for the <3 @ucbdigital ! Fuck You/I love you! <3 https://t.co/dG8die802l

[UCB Digital Podcast @ucbdigital]

@Tessa_Gee just released a NEW VIDEO 'Fuck You I Love You!' https://t.co/ZcajS0XeA2

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

Why do Italian bakery cakes look so good and always taste like dry grandma hair topped with wet… https://t.co/cqo4VqMjVb

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

When you can't find batteries in your house do you grab them from your remote, or your vibrator? What's more important to keep on!?

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

TWITTER, TWITTER, TWITTER!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

Best part of eating alone is getting to be a slob because aint nobody watchin. No joke here. Just something I feel strongly about!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

I'm the kinda gal who drinks ensure through a camel back water pack. Yeah, you know the type!

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

So many 90s fashions have come back in style. What about umbros? Bro? No love for umbro shorts?

[Tessa G. @Tessa_Gee]

@curtisisbooger Hi Curtis! Who can I contact about casting you in a not-so-nerdy-nerd role?