tess

sergeant at arms at young money militia

[tess @tessaaanne]

don’t open your phone around me. I’m reading that shit over your shoulder like a fly to a light

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

i use paper towels liberally with little regard for the state of global economics

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

[tess @tessaaanne]

nicki & cardi: airing out their demons on the tl

doja cat:

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

me tallying up all my numbers

[tess @tessaaanne]

no clip but when my bf watched 30 rock for the first time we’d rewatch episodes immediately because “if you don’t pay attention even for a minute you are missing out on at least 3 jokes”

[tess @tessaaanne]

i’ve also been home this whole time btw

[tess @tessaaanne]

my bf just told me he ate 4 pbjs for dinner

[tess @tessaaanne]

“so locked into work when i’m on a plane” while I reply to 78 dms i’ve ignored for the last 4 months

[tess @tessaaanne]

@chrislake we are here king

[tess @tessaaanne]

@bobgoochman unbelievably good

[tess @tessaaanne]

just watched avatar the way of water

[tess @tessaaanne]

when my roommates are gassing up the living room

[tess @tessaaanne]

@emmakapotes you going to ezoo girl?!

[tess @tessaaanne]

@tigernoer still laughing

[tess @tessaaanne]

these are the two competing scents on my flight

[tess @tessaaanne]

sewer fart or hot dog breath

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

peace out king, thank you for the greatest delivery of any line ever

[tess @tessaaanne]

drake made this album for me