tessa benz

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[V����🎱🍸🪩 @vannahmich]

We officially only have 18 months to reverse climate change before it’s irreversible but this tweet isn’t gonna get anywhere.

[CALE SAURAGE @CaleSaurage]

Her: “he’s probably out cheating on me”

Me with the boys:

[rosie 🪼 @marroquin_rosie]

i hope my kids r this stupid

[Richie Brave @RichieBrave]

Me when I go to someone’s house for the first time and they have a pet:

[tessa benz @TessaBenz]

oh vvvvtvvt tv

[Kaelyn Pourron @kaelynpourron]

This is wilddd Rt if u have one ... I gotta know if this is real

[tessa benz @TessaBenz]

@lexikbaldwin iconic

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen

[nev ⁷ @mermistaa]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of lightning mcqueen

me: yeah!

(lightning mcqueen drives out)

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

[tessa benz @TessaBenz]

@K49HAS @Lexicoquillette did you pass out just watching this

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

yooo can everyone collectively ditch their cars and start riding ponycycles. together we can save this mf planet

[sockgirl @holepics]

can’t stop watching https://t.co/yC9RWMBV7g

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

me? overreacting? shit probably

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌