desperate housewife

you’re here, you’re queer, and i’m used to it!

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

People with tattoos always talk about how much they like them .. who are you trying to convince here

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

i cannot fathom ever asking somebody a question that can be answered by a simple google search. it's free babe. and so much nicer than me.

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

the summer I pooped

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

@doyenmxn hannah horvath

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

THERES NO WAY EVERYDAY IS GARBAGE DAY

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

why the fuck is it 20 dollars to do my laundry like actually tho

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

did u guys know that if you want to go pee in nyc you actually cant. Pee in your pants lol sorry!

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

@ChloeBr46161992 Imagine being jewish and hesitating everytime u drop ur wallet

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

@buhlesrevenge same with "we live in a society " cuz like we kinda do

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

finishing a roll of toilet paper when you live alone is so embarrassing. like ew you really went pee pee poo poo that much? disgusting

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

@jakeshieldsajj @nightbreed711 ben gurion died in 1973💀

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

why are their 65 year old women blowing cherry blaster vape smoke in my face???? We live in a society

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

WHY CANT I HAVE NICE THINGS???????????

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

@_Just_Tina__ @stevemasonn @JustLuai Of course! Thats why they should build themselves shelters! Since their lives are precious! Hence the recommendation to build shelter from bombs!

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

Why??? Are you reading??? While walking up the stairs??? In the subway station???

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

things id win at: lemonade drinking competition

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

They should invent a workout class that u can actually get in to in the city that you live in

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

nobody in new york city knows how to walk except me

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

to my uber driver who coughed freely into the air the entire ride: watch your back.

[desperate housewife @tessaborgz]

Me when I want to skip paying for the subway but the cops r watching