Tessa Rakowski ☆

Hold me closer Tony Danzaaaaaaa 🎶

[Tessa Rakowski ☆ @tessaglenne]

Iconic.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"While we struggle to heat our homes, we have to pay for your parade..."

Charles confronted by a member of the public about the cost of living crisis

[Tessa Rakowski ☆ @tessaglenne]

Does every young woman in Hollywood have to date Leonardo Dicaprio? Like jury duty? You get called, go do your civic duty, and then you get to stay in showbiz? #Emmys2022 #leo

[Madame Talk2Much @ANWspeaks]

The new Dora look like she bite...

[Tessa Rakowski ☆ @tessaglenne]

West World took a budget cut.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

They said robots would replace us, I just didn’t think I’d be replaced this soon https://t.co/CF1CBmznZM

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Man this is soooooo funny to me. 🤣🤣🤣

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

A short history of corporate tax rates:

Reagan: 34%
Clinton: 35%
Bush: 35%
Obama: 35%
Trump: 21%

Biden's original plan: 28%
Biden's "compromise" plan: 25%

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Why do so many of my ex-boyfriends look like Angelica's dad from Rugrats?

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

*Dakota Johnson has entered the chat.* https://t.co/yUaryjGFzZ

[trevorjab @trevorjab]

me making sure my man isn’t thinking about other bitches while he’s sleeping.

[Tessa Rakowski ☆ @tessaglenne]

I hope @alyankovic is doing well.

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

I wasn’t a mother yet you freak. I was 21 and allowed to be messy. You sir, are an idiot.

[Tessa Rakowski ☆ @tessaglenne]

@tuh_wee I hope they're okay.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m gonna find out who runs this radio station’s account and fight them

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

“happy earth day!”
the earth:

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The cells that cause pigmentation in cats develop near the spine, and don't always successfully migrate all the way around the body.

This is why cats often have white bellies.

(Image: Andreas Komodromos; CC BY-NC)

[internet baby @kirkpate]

i believe in the biz they call this a "coke nail"

[Astead @AsteadWH]

if HBO wants me to watch a Game Of Thrones spin off I want a personal apology for season 8. 12 pt font, double spaced, no funny business on the margins