tessa

its not cocky if you can back it up

[kirah 🌎 @kirahworld]

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is the epitome of your type

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what jimmy fallon looks like

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

it's crazy how much some people hate their kids

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"young people can't buy homes because they'd rather buy big fancy TVs"

I am begging older generations to understand that televisions have gone from "a thing that costs 4 months' salary" to "a thing you get for free when your roommate moves and can't be bothered to take it"

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

middle school was lowkey fun asf i was ugIy as hell tho

[nerve haver @nervehaver]

doctors who won’t tie someone’s tubes without permission from the patient’s husband all deserve to lose their license and never practice medicine again ❤️

[yocy @shlumptflower]

getting overstimulated is so fucking annoying bc how do i explain that everything i hear n see is making me ANGRY

[Dess🧁 @barbiebitchdess]

if i ever have birth complications save ME not the baby

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Having sex for money is gross” having sex with Connor from bumble for free is far grosser I promise

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

is he a good friend because we are good friends or is it because he wants to fuck me and he behaves differently as a result thus making me think we are good friends

[evelyn🪽 @HazyAngeLevV]

Love bombing works on me because it makes sense to me that someone would fall in love with me in less than a week

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me: i want Starbucks
me: anything for u princess

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

i told my friend “ you just need to stop talking to him at this point “ she said “ no. i’m finna stop talking to you “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok sorry! i won’t say shit else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣