Tess Ashwin

Polished with an edge

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@DirectLine_UK Miss-sold insurance, and then repeatedly promised a refund. Passed from caller to caller, and people hanging up. Frustrated beyond belief at your customer service

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@TomJPKnight Me and my partner left the big smoke for good life in Norfolk. I used to work for Agent Provocateur, now working in events.

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

The hot man next door wears flowers in his hair. I love him

[Dan Goodrich @dan_goodrich]

Bloody good work this weekend team @trigs100 @ipotgieter @ShanaPotgieter @bjfrost1989 @rodge_90 @TessAshwin @abimc5

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@ClaireLSimon Im picking your dress up from Norfolk on Sunday. I'll try to resist swapping it with strangers on the train #nopromises

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

Spent my afternoon looking at beards shaped into animals #itsactuallyathing

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

Someone accidentally put their toe in my vagina @ClaireLSimon

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

Having a blast with my Scandinavian friends. They sure know how to drink. #whatupcompton

[Kaylie Marie @kayliemarierowe]

Feels like christmas...@Danielle_JAllen @TessAshwin @ClaireLSimon @Scarlettliberty #excited #Butterflies #friends #toolong #happy

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

When you order a Chinese for one and she gives you two fortune cookies.. The shame #fat

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

A man with good luggage has really got his shit together #lifelessons

[Kaylie Marie @kayliemarierowe]

Productive week...now for a productive weekend of madness @CNicholsonx @TessAshwin @Danielle_JAllen @Scarlettliberty #workhardplayhard

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

So glad I have got Valentines day off work, for all that sex I WONT be having #bitter

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@abimc5 @DanGoodrich1 @JDove13 you guys! YES 👍

[Abi Collins @abimc5]

@DanGoodrich1 @JDove13 @TessAshwin I'm keen #Witnessthefitness

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

I HATE MONDAYS

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@kayliemarierowe @Danielle_JAllen @Jennie_x @JonnyBracewell I'm not sure I enjoy the #animals. #inowknowhowlongawhalespenisis

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

Not even remotely surprised my train is cancelled. #standard

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

Shedding a few tears at Country File?! It's clearly been an emotional week

[Tess Ashwin @TessAshwin]

@SteRudd I wonder what the word is for righties who are jealous of lefties #HatersGonnaHate #jel