Tessa Crisman

triple Scorp :: nonprofit cog :: king of crafts

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Scorpio: my soul hurts
Stranger: um this is a Wendy’s

[Tessa Crisman @tessathemess]

and it’s so effing beautiful!!!

[… @lurkmenistan69]

life is just gaining and losing the same 10 lbs and venmo-ing your friends the same $20 back and forth and alternating between sweet and savory foods and falling in and out of love and feeling good and feeling bad again every day until we die

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[Tessa Crisman @tessathemess]

In these trying times my ego is really only kept alive by how much @poetastrologers love Scorpios

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Who HASN’T been devastated by a Scorpio? A lifetime of silence for all of us please.

[TIME Union @timemagunion]

TIME Union is prepared to walk out for one day on May 23, the day #TIME100 is released, one of our tentpole franchises that would not exist without our labor—unless @time management agrees to a fair contract.

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Women enjoying sex does not equal unwanted pregnancy and abortion. Men enjoying sex and having irresponsible ejaculations is what causes unwanted pregnancies and abortion.

[Will Schreiner @Beeshrine]

What you get from unraveling a sweater: a thread 🧵

[Art Students League of Denver @TheASLD]

Great piece about ASLD Artist-in-Residence #KevinSnipes and the why behind our residency program. Thanks @5280Magazine!

[Denver Snow ❄❄❄ @denversnow]

let us dance

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[Loretta Castorini @Sheesh_Grace]

Did I love it enough…while it lasted?

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

A celebrity is a god to someone who has not yet discovered a hobby such as watercolors, mancala or jogging

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

for all the stirrings about a gay agenda, we can miss an actual heterosexual, homophobic agenda that adults push to ensure their kids “won’t stray.” It may seem harmless, but these seeds blossom in dark places and leads to danger

[Tessa Crisman @tessathemess]

My latest for @npquarterly - as an artist & arts administrator, been thinking a lot about how to build better arts institutions and very inspired by the vision of @strikemoma
https://t.co/5u5mayVbTL

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I’m tired of these boring little variant names bro make them sound scary!! Gamma is too soft, call it Deathwind or The Lung Scorpion or something!

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

a little bit alexis