Tessa Johnson

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Thank God I like myself

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

I think giving up my dreams for a man is my worst fear

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

I have some mean things I’m keeping to myself knowing my ex keeps tabs on my twitter

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Who needs a fly swatter when you have a cat?

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Seeing my indoor cat hanging out under my neighbor’s car like a lowly neighborhood cat makes me feel like he’s all grown up and I don’t even know him anymore

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

The void is my oyster

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Edamame Sheeran

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Life is so good

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

I’ve never had a bad 4th of July

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Riding my bicycle everywhere kinda adds to the plot ngl

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Resisting the urge to tell everyone who says they like my shirt that I made it

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

When you find out the cool, intimidating girl thinks you’re cool and intimidating

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I think the World Cup would be far more interesting if the losing country had to relinquish any nuclear weapons to the winning country. #WorldCup

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

I love Pascal’s Wager

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“Unfortunately the flips are flopping” -Norah

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Is moving to New York because my car broke again dramatic?

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Writing expletives in cursive is elite

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

@saadXcity Kinda called it when I said Swifties remind me of Disney adults

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

Yes I think about changing every aspect of it constantly but overall I’ve got an awesome life

[Tessa Johnson @tessaxjohnson]

I never get dress coded at work which is nice but if I get bit on bare skin because I was wearing shorts it’s kinda on me