Miss Tessburger

𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳.

dͩoͦ noͦtͭ aͣsk aͣboͦuͧtͭ tͭhͪeͤ hͪoͦrͬrͬoͦrͬs

#𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘳𝘱

[Miss Tessburger @tessburger]

“𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦. 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘬.”

[Miss Tessburger @tessburger]

@thatgirljerii tch okay then

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i love women

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it’s not my fault people want me

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@ds_shapiro_HFPD hey ;)

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@StephLautss ugh

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she spoiled me so good... guess i'll have to let her take me out again <3

[☆🦇𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🦇☆ @M1llieMy3rs]

Out with Tessy! <3

[Miss Tessburger @tessburger]

@thatgirljerii so you won’t mind if i do then? dont worry i’ll send you pictures!!

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@StephLautss ugh i dont get paid enough for this. whatever steph

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@thatgirljerii an 'understanding' with jerry okay sure

and ‘make me disappear' girl please

try making me disappear and i'll make sure shapiro has the time of her life before she leaves for chicago

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@StephLautss but i still get laid so

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@thatgirljerii //girl im sorry shes so mean

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@thatgirljerii girl??? don’t psychoanalyze me?

don't think people don't see you spending time with that cop when you literally have a man

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@StephLautss 1. i didnt bully you all i did was ground you all the time
2. never harassed you, it’s called keeping tabs on you
3. i need money

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@thatgirljerii get girls so i can steal them from you?

it’s not that hard, plenty of hot women in this town

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@thatgirljerii //im sorry aaa

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@thatgirljerii ugh get to work then

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@StephLautss tf did i ever do to you anyway?

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@slauterr_ stephanie :D

stub your toe :D

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@thatgirljerii im gonna steal your girls

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@slauterr_ this is why youre my least favorite lauter

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@m4gicexperiment begging you to raise your standards

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ladies ladies relax there’s plenty of me to go around