✰ tessa

they/she. YOU SLAYED KID. ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

imagine you’re walking down the streets of washington dc, and you overhear someone giving an in-depth synopsis of the muppets (2011). it’s me. i’m someone.

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

this happened to my good friends the 118

[WA Emergency Management @waEMD]

Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies.

But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road.

So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

like yeah they’re not as “fan-favorite” as amangela (who i also love!!!!) but if you didn’t think they were close enough to do well at this idk if we’ve been watching the same channel

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

i knew spencer and courtney had the potential to body this

[smosh ❯❯ base @smoshbase_]

The Smosh Pit video for tomorrow

"🚨 NEW SHOW ALERT 🚨
We put your fave Smosh duos to the test!"

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics I’M REREADING THEM RN TOO AND IT’S CRAZY

[Smosh Out of Context @SmoshClips]

One iconic Smosh moment for every month in 2024. 🧵

January: Arasha slaps Anthony.

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics i like him even more than i already did

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@butchsupernova i am so tuned in

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics perfect :) i will mark my calendar

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics i won’t be home until like 2 or 3 your time </3 and i will be out of town monday and tuesday but i could do your wednesday

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics i am free later when i get home ??? around the time we used to always facetime

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@lonelysapphics i am so serious

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@butchsupernova gonzo and kermit look so comfy <3

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

co-opting the campus radio station and playing exclusively muppet music <3

[✰ tessa @tessccat]

@butchsupernova two of my greatest loves in one photo <3