tess c

up to no good, guaranteed

[tess c @tesscon4t]

wimpy kid, no diary

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

Fire up your grill. Time for some football! #SuperBowlLVII

[tess c @tesscon4t]

Jordan Year Baby. ‘23

[tess c @tesscon4t]

“I won’t be able to make it to work today, I have a quesabirria”

[tess c @tesscon4t]

@Fiona_Nyland farse

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work

[tess c @tesscon4t]

When you lose…

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

December 1st:

[tess c @tesscon4t]

But seriously, why does paper beat rock?

[fiona nyland @Fiona_Nyland]

tiff would shotgun a lysol can

[tess c @tesscon4t]

they would poke you. ugh nobody gets me

[tess c @tesscon4t]

Finding a piece of hay in a stack of needles would be just as hard

[tess c @tesscon4t]

Apartment Complex Yearbooks

[tess c @tesscon4t]

considering wearing all black daily for speed reasons

[Morbid Facts @Unexplained]

“Started work this morning, put my headset on, felt something furry in my ear, looked and there is a bat in my headset” 🦇🎧

[tess c @tesscon4t]

best part about the pool if you go underwater you can’t get in trouble

[tess c @tesscon4t]

Scampi Pampers