Mrs. Pess 𓆏

word search enthusiast, baker extraordinaire. She/her

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i can’t stop thinking about this picture

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t have ancestors if you knew ANYTHING about Groundhog Day lore you’d know every summer at the Groundhog Picnic they give him one sip of the elixir of life and it adds seven years to his lifespan

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Taylor Swift gave bonuses totalling over $55 million to every person working on the massive Eras Tour.

And she gave donations to food bank communities at every stop. In at least one case, she funded enough to feed 500,000 people for a full year in the Bay Area.

She has also given millions to cancer patients and research.

What's more, she doesn't publicize it. It's only through the recipients that we hear things.

I don't listen to the radio. I don't know most contemporary music. But I know a good person. I don't care who she is dating or why.

I do care that some people choose to share their wealth.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i appreciate the jewish people speaking out against zionism, especially because it highlights really well the stark difference between zionism and judaism

[A Britney Nerd 🤓 @luckySGM]

Lance wants the world to find “forgiveness” for selfish reasons… he knows now that so much of the world is against Justin that they won’t be able to do their reunion as planned and he will be losing out on millions of dollars.. he doesn’t care about Britney
#BritneySpears

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@svershbow You need to listen to Normal Gossip podcast!! Juicy, third party details that always hit

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

The bed bugs will be the only thing so far to prove the trickle down theory

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

This is all I’ve thought about and talked about for days- horrifying

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

so what’s gonna happen with international travel? lmfao like it’s just gonna keep on spreading internationally right?

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps @PopCrave Omg ew

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@oliviadetoma_ Agree w this- the satanic church in Salem did far more for the community than any other church I had heard of in the area

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps I work at 6:00 your time

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps Let’s FT soon

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps Wait I’ve been dying to get into this let’s collaborate

[ej @ejdickson]

Hey, this was a civilian killing an unarmed Black man because his behavior made him uncomfortable. Hope that helps

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again- libraries are the most under utilized resource your city has to offer!!!

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@Likeqlol @toolate2sayhi @zukosmadre I’ve worked front of the house and back of the house for about ten years now. Kitchen staff makes more hourly. It is harder to deal with the public than it is to cook the food I promise you that. This thread is a great example.

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@oliviadetoma_ Cat weed

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. Zoe is an Orangutan who lives at a VA zoo.

She was orphaned when she was 9 months old so she never had the chance to learn how to be a mom or breastfeed

So when Zoe gave birth to a boy, a zookeeper brought in her own son and breastfed him in front of Zoe so she could learn.

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps Add a sarong for a more business casual look!

[Mrs. Pess 𓆏 @tessconley]

@laurenphippps Your vacation is in nine days lmfao