Tess

This is the finishing touch of the smoothie| 📍Indiana| she/her

[Lyric Vault @LyricVault]

Joe Biden has endorsed Trisha Paytas to be the Democratic pick for the presidential election.

[julia hava @binchcity]

New ig bio just dropped

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“can everyone look away please” - me about to kiss my husband at my wedding

[Cammy_boiii @Cammy_boiii]

I get married in 365 days❤️🥲

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Why’s he telling us to do it

[Cammy_boiii @Cammy_boiii]

Second semester, still holding that 4.0 😈

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

She’s right

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA

[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers

[etcetera ɐɹǝʇǝɔʇǝ @glamourbug]

me, drunk, at three am looking at my own instagram story

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Tap Got First @tapgotfirst]

Just a reminder that #TapGotFirst

[Carlos Maza @gaywonk]

Violence is a legitimate and appropriate response to oppression.

[Drew Taft @drewtaft]

Time to get that vasectomy you’ve been talking about, fellas.

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.