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bonercyclegang

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Hey @thefader just got this scoop

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but it did happen

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"Anecdotal evidence"
- suspiciously alt right guy

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It's pronounced PENILE

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If your uncle is in a Jimmy Buffet cover band, you better finish your marg like a man

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Bonding with the family is only acceptable when u do it IRONICALLY

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Half of my extended family are named after members of nü metal bands

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Your way of thinking is a lamentable error.

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if u think meta humor is lazy, you are on the side of the oppressor

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definitely in my top 10 intellectual properties of the 2000s

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outdoorgy aka a dicknic

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Where's the corpus delicti?

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six hundred and sixty six skeleton warriors

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all you meme queens look the same

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salsa on the lease

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I go to DQ for the architecture

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merry iguanas

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The camo or the hot pants?