Ihuoma Tessy Uyah

Serendipity.
Fait Accompli.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

Loooooooool

[Yartoum @MoutrayMichael]

@ThrillaRilla369

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

😆

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's annoying that Google knows my home address, Wi-Fi password, browsing history, all my contacts, and even my location history, yet it has spent the last 25 years asking if I’m a robot. You are the robot.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@ThrillaRilla369 Good behaviour is learned. So yes.
It doesn't just naturally happen.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@kayotickitchen Right?! Aggressive and RUDE!

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

#rhobh Dorit, I cannot. I'm just now watching season 15 and my goodness she's living in delulu land and has recruited minions🙄
They rewrote the narrative on the spot. Also Boz is so disappointing with the mean girls behaviour.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

#TheValley Luke, can you not be a cliche? If you need to do all things to still be you imagine what Kristin is feeling plus weight gain plus hormones and possibly post partum.
Whatever "sacrifice" you made however valid doesn't even begin to compare to hers. Grow up.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

#rhobh can I just say Amanda has turned this entire cast on its head?
😆
Warfare can not always be their primary means of communication all the time for goodness sakes.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

#rhobh would not have thought jealousy associated with Boz but I'm getting green eye vibes with this whole Amanda issue. Yikes

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Pause. Pause. PAUSE.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Kyle and Erika. No more Dorit

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

Destruction and pettiness for the sake of it.

[: @_dxllz7]

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

Why are you paying your staff less than they make on tips???

I will never understand the twisted logic tipping culture in US represents.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out."

Thoughts?

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

Loooooooool

[greg @greg16676935420]

This might be a stupid question but how do people who wear glasses find their glasses when they misplace them

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@lifeofjorjy @Bunny_ngl 😆 they won't understand.

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@Bunny_ngl Aston

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

@rosey_rubes @leshaami Nope, he just isn't think8ng like a dad. Is he a stranger to his own household?

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

There is absolutely no way its just 2 or 3 table spoons even for the girlies who don't have a heavy flow.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i keep reading that the average woman only loses 2-3 tablespoons of blood during her period. there’s no effing way. am i insane or is this another example of science not understanding women’s bodies..

[Ihuoma Tessy Uyah @tesserendipity]

"Intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with resilience..."

Yup.