Tess Haas

cute but psycho she/her

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@hikelseyhi Why is the LinkedIn part the part that triggered me

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It’s so funny how having some guy play guitar at you is an inescapable, universal experience for women

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Cleaned out my closet and made my moms spaghetti recipe - Eminem day

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Why does basketball sound so SQUEAKY

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@somebadideas If the shoe was chewed on THEN it would be perfect

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@paulimeth Eight guys from Seattle? Baby girl, that’s Nirvana.

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Remember Propel?

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@paulimeth For 55 mil that astronaut better be a full-service escort ifyaknowwhatimean

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@jakeiverson57 R u hanging in Portland long? HMU!

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Just realized I’ve been saying I want to go “whaling”when I mean to say “whale watching”

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@meleeezus Fuck April fools day

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Someone else start re-watching ER so I can talk to you about all the core memories it’s unlocking.

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Hey @alrmichaels drop the skin care routine

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@rodeofarch Now THAT I would watch. That sorcerer is Stoned!

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You ever really like a song just because it came on during your morning coffee high?

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@paulimeth U get me @paulimeth

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Is there anything more 90s than those little kitchen TVs??