Tess Howard

a little confused, but I’ve got the spirit

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

Something about throwing on a playlist about F150s and dirt roads and hearing Nelly just doesn’t sit right with me

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@AbbeySchroeder7 Sounds like something a big nerd bitch would say

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@AbbeySchroeder7 So you’re just going to take something I said and tweet it out like it’s your own?? That’s crazy. All I have to say is watch your fucking neck, Abbey.

[abracadabra @AbbeySchroeder7]

Do you have a moment to talk about Prius @tesshowardd @FuckMeTenders

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@ThunderCatFelix Woah, Kenny?

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@AbbeySchroeder7 *applies 3 rounds of self tanner*

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

I be like: Bruh

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

I be like: Bruh

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

[James @CaucasianJames]

president taft if u think we forgot that u got stuck in a bathtub ur wrong. i think about that shit almost everyday

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

So my roommate fucked 4 guys in the same frat and they've been calling her Wendy since she's 4 for 4 💀

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@balestrieri_20 @kattieee @cbarnss18 Luh you ❤️

[relatable @byreIatable]

I'm more of a syllabus week kind of person

[Ally heaphy @ahhitsally]

"Called my boyfriend in CT to help find tess yesterday"

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@balestrieri_20 🐍

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@kattieee Anytime bud #6ever ❤️

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

@kattieee every time

[Tess Howard @tesshowardd]

My dad stole 2 mugs from a bar we were at so to match him my mom decided to steal 20 straws...I hope to one day fine a love like this

[relatable @byreIatable]

Jingle bells, taking L's, hit me with a sleigh