Tess

i love cats

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

wait guys its hot summer nights mid july………………………....

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Caesar Salad turns 100.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Monday, and you’re dialing into a video call.

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

Appreciate it Elmo

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is sending lots of ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
And here is some more just in case! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

I don’t care how rich I am, I’m not eating caviar

[Nikki Muehlhausen @n_muehlhausen]

Pretty sure the 394/94 split is a portal to hell…

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

America is so cooked. Pack it up

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

lmao we are so cooked, just unfathomably cooked. charred to a crisp. the oven has been left on and the smoke detector is broken

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

Conservatives gonna say he’s performing alchemy or witchcraft soon enough. I think we’re back at that stage in society and not only are women not safe, no one is safe!! (Not like minorities were safe before but you get it)

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Noah Lyles brought out an Exodia Yu-Gi-Oh! card for Day 2 of the Olympic Trials

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

My bf doesn’t have twitter so I have to send him my banger tweets so he knows how funny I am and how lucky he is (it’s every tweet)

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

One of the last societal come-togetherness in the US today is people reporting speed traps on google maps. The day people stop reporting is the day America falls

[Tess @tessjohnson23]

The types of towns are absolutely goated

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will say “I know a spot” and bring you here

[Grace @gracecamille_]

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know