Tess

[Tess @tessondra]

@donaldglover please tell my boyfriend that just because YOUR furniture is custom doesn't mean that HE can't shop at ikea..

[Tess @tessondra]

It's my room tho!! Where's the logic in that ?? 😤

[Tess @tessondra]

Yeahh mom I sleep naked 💁 whoaa now! But don't come in my room.. After you AINT knock!!!! Then proceed to tell me and cover up! ?!? 😡

[Tess @tessondra]

Just a quick tweet vent..

[Tess @tessondra]

Yo.. Don't underestimate this bobcat squad.

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

S*** season. Flush it. Forget it #amnesia Next Season will be epic #blackout #bussfam

[Tess @tessondra]

“@Jeegro: @tessondra sorry Tess its be done lol” noooo 😂 damn, really thought I had somethin goin there for a second.

[Tess @tessondra]

Hahh "Dude, that girl smells like bacon" ... It's genius. Probably top 3 best ideas I've come up with.

[Tess @tessondra]

Then everyone would want to hug me.

[Tess @tessondra]

Forreal tho. I would wear that shit everyday, seriously just drown myself in it..

[Tess @tessondra]

Why hasn't anyone bottled the smell of bacon and sold it as perfume? Or even deodorant lowkey.

[Tess @tessondra]

Bacon.
The Xtra thick strips tho..

[Tess @tessondra]

@ryanbudds Ayo Budds, Give us points 😏 ! #triviawithbudds #lees4cocktails hide your money, there's a Jew on this team

[Tess @tessondra]

My neighbor broke his collar bone, said he'd pay me to roll his blunts to ease the pain... I knew I was meant for something greater! 😏

[Tess @tessondra]

Point of emphasis for NBA refs to look out for this year : 1. Keep Lebron happy 2. Illegal screens... Rest of the list doesn't matter.

[Tess @tessondra]

That Lebron commercial with all those kids riding bikes, swimming and shit 😑

[🏁 Jamal Crawford @JCrossover]

So many underrated hoopers in the league..

[Kîd øf Wår @K0W_MELAY]

#kowetrebellion @conreemowee @sofakinghomo @tessondra #kowteam

[Tess @tessondra]

Best show on television 😁 #BreakingBad #Heisenberg

[Tess @tessondra]

Be stronger than your excuses.