Tess

I gotta bad accent, a funny laugh, and a big heart. Bartender. 🍻 EKY 🌞

[Tess @tessticles00]

Sometimes I think I’m attracted to men but then I remember one told me my eyes were “pond water” green once... as a 100% sincere compliment. Fish shit green.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

For THE WITCHES, Anjelica Huston’s Grand High Witch transformation was 6–7 hours of heavy prosthetics and a full creature suit from Jim Henson’s team. It was so hot she nearly passed out between takes.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[Crunch Wears No Pants - A Wolves Pod @NoPantsCrunch]

i am NOT a cocomelon parent. you gonna sit down and watch Julius Randle shutdown Wemby

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i gotta learn how to burst into flames because being pissed just ain't enough anymore

[❦. @netttypop]

i don’t have it in me no more to ask or wonder why, shit just be noted. you wanna do that? noted. you wanna move like that? noted. everything just be noted, you got it.

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

Anytime somebody do sumn weird I just work on myself cuz what da fuck am I even doin here

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

common

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

One day after you turn 26 you just get really tired and sleepy, and then it just doesn’t stop for the rest of your life

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[Ish Smeezy @RoyalMobISH]

I’m about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you” when they say shit that don’t make sense to me.

[clare @sadderlizards]

me buying more books even though i haven’t finished anything on my reading list

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

In celebration of its 15th Anniversary, ‘CORALINE’ will be re-released in Remastered 3D worldwide this August.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours