Tessa 🦋

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, returned it & still came back. @BSchnyd ❤️

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[alex mccord’s hives 🌸 @holly4brav0]

what i’ve been saying for years.

[Tessa 🦋 @tessysays]

@FullCourtCLE @ElalcaldeRafa

[Tessa 🦋 @tessysays]

@MAJORLAZER I see @FLOSSTRADAMUS will be at Coachella this weekend……Original Don? 👀

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

[m @pumptinis]

let me give everyone one more reason to start summer house

[Uncle B @BSchnyd]

@tessysays 😏😬😬

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

happy international women's day to these mothers who raised me

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

meeting one truly alive person can reset your sense of what life is meant to be..misery is contagious but so is joy

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

the face you make when you cant believe you’re currently living thru this timeline…
I’m so exhausted waking up to breaking news

[Tessa 🦋 @tessysays]

About 10 years ago, an older lady at the bar with flawless skin and a great boob job drunkenly told me to always moisturize your neck and do it in an upward motion. She also told me what surgeon she went to for her boobs. I always think of her when I’m doing my skin care

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

less and less participants each year

[Uncle B @BSchnyd]

@tessysays 😏😏😏

[Tessa 🦋 @tessysays]

My niece is at the age where she’s losing her baby teeth and I automatically say “toothless and homeless foundation” when she wiggles her loose teeth lmao #RHOBH

[SLO @SLOplays]

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

[Tessa 🦋 @tessysays]

@BSchnyd My layers of blankets, eye mask, and only ONE alarm set for me lol

[Uncle B @BSchnyd]

This is one of the most accurate depictions of me and @tessysays I’ve ever seen.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my fav genre ❤️