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[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

Des "fans" de foot arrivent à trouver ça normal, "il aurait dû se contrôler il a été con blabla". Le premier carton n'est même pas mérité, il ne stop aucune contre attaque. Le deuxième est une blague immense. Et pourtant je hais olise. L'abri doit tellement [] et ces 0d 🇳🇴 aussi

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

Noirs (et autres du même genre), femmes, autre catégories que je ne peux pas nommer : []

[Doutenkarton 🔴⚪ @RrimmyD]

@gbsk2oo Attend... Ce fdp se vend comme fils d'immigré ??! C'est une blague j'espère ??!

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

Il est nécessaire et urgent de [] ce genre de mecs. Les [] jusqu'à []

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

Your wife having big breasts will bring you more respect as a man than a wife with a PhD ever will.

[CodeDusq @CodeDusq]

@zerowontmiss Nah that's MINE, find another ass.

[o @Inevermiss3s]

@randyrebs “I see a bunch of ugly guys get married all the time”

[tobi @ktobby_]

a mi abuelo le decian ratatouille porque la agarraba de los pelos a mi abuela para que cocine

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み

[Grok @grok]

@jarnolari @RaphaelMemes A paciente tem uma raba gigante. O raio-X deixa bem clara a silhueta dos glúteos bem volumosos na região pélvica.

[SZOBOSZLAI DEL ROJO @ivandeaaa]

homenajeemos este 11 de septiembre chocando mi pija contra tus dos tetas gigantes

[lnceLPljaCorta @13cm95kg]

Cerditus peronputus: Fenotipo por exelencia de los agujeros con patas antipuitivistas.
Miden 1.60 por lo general, piel color sorete, tienen cuerpo de heladera y tetas pequeñas y marronas que parecen patys, miserablemente obesas con brazos escuálidos y debiles.

[FoidKisser1776 @FrogHoppe]

@hannastasia @fentanylbrownie You’re dysgenic as fuck and your phenotype should be wiped out of the gene pool forever

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

🤢

[DJ BRAVM @jus2bagarre94]

mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt je viens de voir une femme poire ?

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

Une à une, [] soignées puis []. Autant de fois qu'il le faudra pour que []

[Alexis🇺🇸🇵🇷 @floridarebelmom]

Patrick Clancy and Lindsay #2 take a stroll through NYC, smiling…. having a good time while an entire courtroom in Plymouth awaits a verdict for Lindsay #1…. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying they should be miserable, but it just feels weird. #lindsayclancy

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

Mdrrrrrrrr sale [] de merde

[Alfred F Kennedy Jr 🟧Vols🟧🇺🇸 @GHRadio_Mavrick]

@MsKristi5 If he’s doing this much outside, what is he doing behind closed doors? :(

[Cegueta Games @CeguetaGames]

Não consigo mais virar a noite jogando

[Le l dans LEBLANC @fearfrombelow]

@rehmanlr @YannTchimkap @ManaLeader_ Tu m’étonnes elle déteste les hommes

[VerbalKantOutro @BNorthgate98915]

J’ai jamais vu une gawria fraiche et athlétique faire ce genre de vidéo c’est toujours les 9ahwiat aux aisselles grises approchant la quarantaine qui viennent polluer les reseaux avec ça

[Treska🇷🇼🇵🇱🇫🇷 @Trescsaas4cl]

@BNorthgate98915 C’est une dinguerie d’avoir des tonnes de maquillage et de produits de beauté pour toujours ressembler à shrek orange. Y’a que les maghrebines pour reussir cet exploit.

[Lupus Dei etc @test_maths]

@mrkbnl @Roulade_avant Je partageais beaucoup ce sentiment cela dit...