the most important part of any friendship is for anyone of you to, at any point, be able to say "that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard" and still be cool
guinness is literally the softest beer i honestly don't get why all these 4ft-beard fat alpha aura shitfucks drink that like it's some super manly beer?? tastes like water with a little hint of burnt coffee and dawg i was raised on that shit