not a sloth

help me put something funny in here

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

if you're worried about microplastics, get rid of your balls

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

If you're worried about microplastics, get rid of plastic chopping boards

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

parenting lowkey went downhill when fathers stopped daydrinking

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

the most important part of any friendship is for anyone of you to, at any point, be able to say "that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard" and still be cool

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

me and who

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@avery_pvp banger

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

guinness is literally the softest beer i honestly don't get why all these 4ft-beard fat alpha aura shitfucks drink that like it's some super manly beer?? tastes like water with a little hint of burnt coffee and dawg i was raised on that shit

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@dv_inner DIVINE PLEASE THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

chat is it true women can smell it on you because i need to know, like right now

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@arubikscube brilliant

if i always smell like this they will never know the difference

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@keep_wolin yes

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@frinkiac my glans???

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@hot_girl_spring wait so if not you can actually smell if someone's jerkd it

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@quantizor the gay
the tism
the fapn
the poopn

it's just.. "it"

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@Midnight_mint_ shit i am in so much trouble

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@ShaforGuy16272 poop, gay, autism, jerkin, whatever you think fits best

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@ChiLetterman wait no

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

i'm gonna frick my wife so good i might even make her come

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@ChiLetterman dudes be rockin her world

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@agiatreides hell yeah

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

so did anyone solve ass sweat or is that just something we have to live with

[not a sloth @testaccountoki]

@agiatreides show pic