Jack Tester

Bacon Lettuce Tomato

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I watched the crying face of a lonesome full moon as I sat and drank Dark and Stormy's.

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Yesterday I fell asleep in the sun with no pants on and now I am sunburnt. 😔

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Today, I laid in the sun with no pants on and it felt incredible because I never do that.

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I think
Therefore
My head hurts

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@UberFacts New TV Series: The Biggest Mooner

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@UberFacts Hold my gherkin.

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@UberFacts Is this C'Rect? ...*hiccup*...

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Little yellow flowers growing by the roadside, contently bobbing to the breeze beneath the sun.

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If you're not a dumb ass, you're a smart ass. Either way, you're an ass.

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And what has Janet Jackson done for us lately?

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5 Minutes Alone?

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A line divides right from wrong,
drawn with a finger
in the sands of a windswept desert.

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@UberFacts I feel lonely in the shower.

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What do you call a ducks vagina?

Qwack.

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@TheMurdochTimes @TrubbellAtMill We bush bashed it good.

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If you make a person laugh, you have administered the greatest of all medicines. If you do that regularly, you are medicinal by your nature.

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@ALadiesHeart @RubyAmusMe Mostly yes, though occasionally I allow myself the benefit of realizing the secret lesson hidden within.

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@concretesledge_ @RubyAmusMe Knot very nice for your grandmother.

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I need to give up these cigarettes so I can fit more global warming into my lungs.

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Peace is a nice idea but the truth of human 'kind' is that we are a Dog Eat Dog animal and the Chinese do it best.