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@MarkMcC1905 @GuidoBennett In other words, I like my benefits.

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@_Aria_2210 86

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@NickCatterall @missrteach6 How many 11 year olds have you taught grammar to before?

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@AbigailStreet21 @missrteach6 The fact you got it wrong perfectly proves the point

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@Beth_Tastic @SimonBrundish Public trust in teachers has never been this low, as evidenced here.

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@stats_feed @grok is this accurate?

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@RealDonKeith Just take a little bit of time to look up easy-to-access statistics on gun deaths in America vs the rest of the western world.

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@iamtomskinner @grok Do mine @grok

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@crispinrovere @CherylKerkin @KonstantinKisin What ethnicity are you out of interest? I want a full description, dating back to your family tree’s ethnogenesis.

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@crispinrovere @CherylKerkin @KonstantinKisin Nobody in Australia is Australian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@crispinrovere @CherylKerkin @KonstantinKisin About 1% of people in England are English according to your ethnogenesis bullshit theory. Same could be said for many nations on Earth. Next time I’m in Australia, I’ll remember that none of the people there are actually Australian because a random guy on Twitter told me so.

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@crispinrovere @CherylKerkin @KonstantinKisin Oh okay. So everyone on Earth who claims to be English should therefore carry with them proof of their family tree which shows they have Anglo-Saxon DNA. Otherwise, they are not English. This seems entirely reasonable and not at all fucking weird.

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@KonstantinKisin I genuinely cannot believe I am living in a society where a prominent public figure believes this is a perfectly reasonable thing to claim. What kind of insulated bubble are you living in?!

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@KonstantinKisin The vast majority of people do not believe that you have to be white to be English. You are so wrong about that.

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@KonstantinKisin Unless you have a family portrait of Queen Boudicca hanging above your mantelpiece, @KonstantinKisin won’t consider you to be English.

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@FraserNelson By Konstantin’s definition, one’s ancestors would all need to have resided in England for one to be considered English. If your great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents emigrated from another country, than you are not English. It’s utterly absurd.

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@crispinrovere @CherylKerkin @KonstantinKisin By this definition, one’s parents, grandparents, great grandparents could all have been born and raised in England. But because your great, great grandparents were immigrants, one is not English. How far back does one’s family tree have to go? 300 years? 1000 years? PreRoman era?

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@crispinrovere @KonstantinKisin Interesting. I was looking at Konstantin like he was the one talking with two heads. My parents are SouthAfricans. I was born and bred in England. Never in my life has anyone ever told me I’m not English.

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@JoePopulista @nurseybird1 @i_iratus Hello my is Joe I have so many big things cos I am big and clever

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@Ralphy__Boy @MorganLaidler It’s hilarious how seriously Americans take themselves.