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twin mom coparenting with an addict 👩‍👦‍👦

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@EricLDaugh well....

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My lawyer... https://t.co/24qAHSYxxX

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A glimpse of day to day life coparenting with an addict. #substanceabuse #domesticviolenceawareness

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Everytime I need to contact a customer service representative for any reason, I get pre anxiety from the anxiety I know I'm going to feel trying to explain what I need and hoping they take care of it correctly and it doesn't become a customer service rabbit hole

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People without kids are fucking hilarious 😂 "You couldn't just take the exam before you put them to bed?" "It took you 30 minutes just to leave the house? Why?" "You didn't have time after work to do that?"

We live on different planets.

[Netflix @netflix]

Annie Murphy and Catherine O'Hara being iconic for 60 seconds

(📺: Schitt's Creek)

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My family does not understand cats and we may never come to an understanding. "Your cat is mean." And by 'mean' they mean you can't interact with her like a dog 🤦‍♀️DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MEAN CAT?! #ImRight

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Idk how people work desk jobs sitting down all day, but I think I'd rather step on a rusty nail.

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My life is turning into a Rocky film. I'm clawing my way through life day by day.
"Oh, you think you're going somewhere in life? Think you're getting ahead? *SMACK* Stay in your lane!"

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@marinowinters Getting ready to leave the house with toddlers often takes longer than the errand/walk takes

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I propose we rename it Corono. Based off his impeccable timing in my life I'm positive this virus is a heterosexual Male.

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It's a bad day to be homeless in orem OMG. #MyFaceHurtsCold

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Me looking at wish: "these extensions are free. Who are they getting hair from if it's free??"

My mom: "dead people?"

😳

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@BrianneEwan It just dawned on me that you and audrey are both pregnant right now! How fun 🤗🥰

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Note: Suran wrap your entire bathroom like dexter if you dye your hair at home.

I'm more blonde now :)

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Homework: * flies through in 15 minutes. Gets 100%"

Test: "omg ok.. 9-2 is 7 right??" *double checks on calculator*

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My g-pa: "Pets are worthless. I only keep animals who serve a purpose" *cuts a hole in his barn wall to rescue a newborn kitten, bottle feeds her until she's big enough for food. Pets her*
"this food isn't good enough so I give her meat scraps too"
He is low key so tender 😂❤

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@JerachoM I got an oven thermometer for $5 at Dan's 👍 worth it.

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@_racheljager I remember realizing my dad was 30 when I was born and feeling like 30 was lightyears away 😂