Tessa

somebody come get her she's logging on to twitter

[Tessa @teswar_]

I love @TheKid419 wanna get married?

[Tessa @teswar_]

WHAT CHANGED

[Tessa @teswar_]

Ok so are we still tweeting

[Tessa @teswar_]

@brittbrock51 @DaniDinan

[Tessa @teswar_]

@Jaegriner Cuuuuuute

[Tessa @teswar_]

No one:

Me: After many months/years of trying new things I have finally decided what I want do career wise 💞 I want to be a spy like the ones in spy kids and I would love to have your support on this 💞

[Tessa @teswar_]

@cottoncandaddy @molly_keaton

[Tessa @teswar_]

Nvm I stand corrected

[Tessa @teswar_]

Actually wouldn’t it be 6699??

[Natalie Price @partyfunlady]

69 = oral sex
99 = spooning
9696 = grandparents in Charlie and the chocolate factory

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you live, and actually just to piggyback off of that idea, you learn as well

[Dee @figgled]

Carry yourself with the confidence of an urban pigeon

[📟 @hunter6s_]

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[Tessa @teswar_]

@Jaegriner 💞

[Tessa @teswar_]

Ngl folks Im a smidge hungover n just got a little aroused scrolling past an ad for Panera broccoli cheddar soup what does this mean

[Tessa @teswar_]

Nothing to keep you humble like accidentally looking at yourself in the Target self checkout camera yiiiikes

[Tessa @teswar_]

@Jaegriner Tbt to the paddle on the coat rack

[Tessa @teswar_]

@brittbrock51 ❤️

[Tessa @teswar_]

@molly_keaton Ding ding ding we have a winner!!

[Tessa @teswar_]

“all of my boyfriends have had one eye or one tooth or weird long hair ” guess who

[Tessa @teswar_]

@molly_keaton No but probably also true