slayer ♡

she/her 24 enfj pisces☆ live laugh love lain 🗯 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 🐈‍⬛⠀slay

[slayer ♡ @tetsuroubaby]

☆*ヾ𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮*+☆

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How working a corporate job before email must have felt

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

sou ateu e estarei nas trincheiras com a padroeira do Brasil contra o herege flávio bolsonaro e sua gangue de bandidos crentes

[Gomes @NotGomeszz]

Vivi pra ver esse momento

[little sandwich 🇯🇲 @moominyaoi]

am I going crazy

[𝐴𝑙𝑦𝑥 ⟡ @AlyxInWndrland]

finding gold on reddit

[⋆˚꩜｡ wren 𖤐 @bettertthanme]

a few months ago i was stuck in traffic right outside the house of a girl i used to be best friends with in middle and high school and my phone connected to their wifi 🫩

[ZzZazzy @themorninstar]

Aqui pra tu traduzir retardado

[nol @juvenilenol]

put the arab perfume DOWN at 9am in 30°C weather youre gonna blind us all pls

[Lucas Sena @lucsena2568]

Postei no grupo da igreja que a direita quer retirar a Nossa Senhora Aparecida de padroeira do Brasil e eles já perderam uns 40 votos

[MUSAFIR @MusafirNafar]

At least the referee has some guts, unlike the so-called world leaders.

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

Misogyny is actually crazy.

There's probably a young girl out there whose dream is to lead the Taliban, but she'll never be able to because she's a woman.

[*~•kassandra•~* @kassandraboss]

21&2 vs 37&17

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

Almost every dystopian depiction of private living quarters are better than current reality. I recently saw a clip from idiocracy and was like dang that apartments actually pretty nice.

[MotorCityMcgonigles⚾️ @JordanCrestani]

Update: it did not work out incredibly

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Corporate jobs are so funny you’ll be 23 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 56 year old woman